Glenn saw Santa for the first time today. He squirmed and wanted to get off of his lap, that’s for sure.

Had a charming drive home in the freezing rain. So much fun.

The Chicago Tribune has run an article twice about virgin balls, where girls promise not to loose their vaginal virginity. Too bad they take it in their asses and mouths more than the average slut, as documented by several studies. They also have a higher rate of STD’s and teen pregnancy. Mission Accomplished!