Quotes

Finally getting around to a quote page. These are not inspirational quotes, just snippets of everyday conversation said by us.

I’m sick of picking up feces.

I wouldn’t want to be rammed by that thing.

I hope he doesn’t have a parasitic twin in him.
I lubed his butt up so he should last all night.

I haven’t cleaned this hole in a long time.
I hope there are no bugs in my crack.

I am not shopping with tongue eating immigrants to save 2 dollars. (This was by the beef tongue display at a fruit market.)

I’ve never heard that word out of a fish context.