In Texas recently, many people reported seeing UFOs dashing about. The Air Force says they were just fighter jets training. I believe them.
You know why? I don’t know if there is intelligent life out there. The odds say that there is. The odds also say the chances of us meeting one is next to nothing. Any life out there is either bacteria or gods.
So, to believe in UFOs, you have to accept a race intelligent enough to travel hundreds or thousands of light years comes to Earth, strap on the brightest lights possible to their craft, and then buzz a small town in Texas. You would think after the invention of the camera 150 years ago, in the trillions of photos taken, we could get a clear shot of these apparently brightly lit craft. I have seen photos, they all look like pie tins and model kits hurled in the air to me.
If I was an alien race, and wanted to be seen (they fly with running lights), I would just pop the damn hatches open in the center of Washington D.C. or downtown Chicago or Tokyo or London or something like that. Zipping around farm country seems a bit silly. Also, I am not going to travel a trillion trillion miles to come to Earth to steal cattle genitals and blood. Think about it people. If we had the technology to travel across the vast voids of space, how would we act? Certainly not like how our supposed UFOs do. Anal probes and bull testicles? Makes no sense at all. Of course, a real alien race would think differently than us, but that different?

(In this post, I assume UFO’s are craft of an alien race come to Earth.  There are certainly real UFOs all the time, it can be a weather balloon, a fighter jet, or a Soyuz space station burning up in the atmosphere.  To the untrained or even trained naked eye, some things are just outside your realm of experience and seem alien to you.  It’s human and understandable that mistakes can happen.)