Finally getting around to a quote page. These are not inspirational quotes, just snippets of everyday conversation said by us.
I’m sick of picking up feces.
I wouldn’t want to be rammed by that thing.
I hope he doesn’t have a parasitic twin in him.
I lubed his butt up so he should last all night.
I haven’t cleaned this hole in a long time.
I hope there are no bugs in my crack.
I am not shopping with tongue eating immigrants to save 2 dollars. (This was by the beef tongue display at a fruit market.)
I’ve never heard that word out of a fish context.